

The Fourth:
No Housing, Still Chugging
"Hey.... Help me I need to get home."
-- voicemail left for Beet at 2:52am by Bert
1. TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR and incredible beer friz & (new this year) 4-square under 5th reunion tent.
2. EXTREME FRISBEE in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Stone slammed full-body into the side of car with a shocked family inside as I tried to get a frisbee.
3. UNPRECEDENTED ROBOPOUND after the P-rade all the way through the fireworks segueing into the 5th (no dinner)
4. Beet - 100% hook-up percentage with Class of '01. Give me a break.
5. 11-YEAR-OLD SINKS A CUP - as told by Gordo: "The Weasel and I taught an 11-year-old how to shoot a quarter, then we watched him play Robo and sink a cup. After the game, everyone hoisted the kid onto the bar. The entire taproom started cheering and roaring for this kid. It was definitely the best day of his life."
