"Hey… Help me I need to get home."
— voicemail left for Beet at 2:52am by Bert
as told by Gordo
1. TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR and incredible beer friz & (new this year) 4-square under 5th reunion tent.
2. EXTREME FRISBEE in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Stone slammed full-body into the side of car with a shocked family inside as I tried to get a frisbee.
3. UNPRECEDENTED ROBOPOUND after the P-rade all the way through the fireworks segueing into the 5th (no dinner).
4. 11-YEAR-OLD SINKS A CUP "The Weasel and I taught an 11-year-old how to shoot a quarter, then we watched him play Robo and sink a cup. After the game, everyone hoisted the kid onto the bar. The entire taproom started cheering and roaring for this kid. It was definitely the best day of his life."
From: "Limba Prole"
Date: Thu, 07 Jun 2001 17:05:32
Stone,
Remember when you hit me on the arm over reunions??
Well it left a bruise. (told you it would!)
Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2001 11:57:21 -0700 (PDT)
From: "john Beet"
Subject: completely devastated
another reunions, another year that i wake up with random bruises on my back and legs.