Monday, May 24, 1999:
Prime Party Season Rolls Along with Reunions '99 This Weekend
Column to Represent UK in Reunions '99 Party Efforts
Beet to 'Slam, Slam, Slam the Babies' at Reunions
Tuesday, May 25, 1999:
Pancake Taking Rest of Week Off to Prepare for Intense Partying
Reunions Partiers To Err on Side of Chugging
Nude Olympics Protest Run Planned for Saturday Night Reunions
Friday, May 28, 1999:
New Look Fails to Disguise Massey's Drunkeness
T-Mass-Wease Defeat Stone-Beet 47-38 in Five Hour Beer Friz Contest
Hearts Stop as Bert, Beet Streak 60th Reunion
Prenner Verifies that 'Nick and The Niceguys' Extra Nice for Second Year in a Row
Dog Conducts Chugging Seminar for Rapt Undergrad Audience
Ponch Passes Out in U-Store Parking Lot
Saturday, May 29, 1999:
P-rade Chants Cover Spectrum from '97' and 'Olé' to 'Slav Lit' and 'Show Me Your Tits'
Post P-rade Battle Royale in Fountain Injury-Free
Robopound Used to Fill Dead Time Between Party Events
'Is It Time to Party or What?': Bert's Endurance Unrivaled in 20-hour Display of Non-stop Partying
Ponch Passes Out on Bench of Dinky Station
Sunday, May 30, 1999:
With Over 40 Hours of Partying in One Weekend, Reunions '99 Viewed by Many as 'Best Party Ever'
Monday, May 31, 1999:
TGFM (Thank God For Monday): Devastated Partiers Use Holiday to Recover from Best Weekend Ever